men are the worst but also sometimes they are the best. not as a group. but as individuals
— Neil Gaiman, Coraline (via dutchster)
or sends a photo of the meal he made them into with a comment like “just a selfie of my makeover”
sometimes i look at myself in the mirror and i’m like why does it look like i haven’t slept all semester? and then i remember that it’s because i haven’t slept all semester
a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.
DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES
THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA
THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE