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spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace:

I read the tweet, and then I read the username.

oknope:

procrastination is my only talent

(via dutchster)


califoreign:

CaliForeign | Glymur, Iceland | Vasily Tserevitinov

professorfangirl:

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

(via postulation)



volatilevibes:

Okay so, where I live (Canada, Newfoundland) we have the smallest ponies.
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And the biggest dogs
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Here’s a size comparison for the Newfoundland dog 
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and together
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That is a full grown dog and pony together LOOK AT THAT!
Now if you don’t think that’s the greatest shit ever I don’t know what is!

(via amessofhairandwords)





hommewalk:

I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)



maniclaughter:

raggediandi:

ghostgif:

when you yell “puppy!” at a lil dog and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old dog and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little dog thank you for noticing! !”

(via zforzelma)


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